Wednesday 14 June 2017

Most random sites EVER

Here are the weirdest sites on the web!
http://endless.horse (WHAT THE HECK)
http://thatsthefinger.com (OH GOSH)
http://ducksarethebest.com (uuuum)
http://www.fallingfalling.com (whaa)
http://www.movenowthinklater.com (hmm)
http://burymewithmymoney.com (what the freakn heck?)
http://www.rrrgggbbb.com (...)
http://eelslap.com (BEST SITE EVERRRR)
http://beesbeesbees.com (WHAT THE HEEE)
http://www.republiquedesmangues.fr (lol)
find more with http://www.theuselessweb.com!
-JC

Do... or die!! (evil face)

These are for a little game called "you will be murdered unless..." (i made it up! i think) so someone asks one of these dares and the other has to do it or they...
wait for it!
wait for it!
have to...
EAT A RAW EGG!!!
(I am evil I know.)
here are the dares!
- act out your dramatic death scene
- sing "let it go" mwahahahaaa!!
- slap yourself
- act out a game scene with your fingers
- act out a movie scene with your fingers
- go crazy
- say a fact about your life that nobody wants to know
- talk about a disaster that happened when you miss timed your throw...
- do a youtuber impression
- pull a weird shocked face
- look evil
- sing a t.v shows theme song
- quote something from a movie/game/book
- pretend to be a cat
- what was something you believed in when you were young?
-pretend to find a cold chip
- you got 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 subscribers on youtube!!! (pull a face)
- look stupid
- pretend to be a t.v show host
- you got verified on Instagram! (dance around)
- pretend to cry
- do a stupid dance
- sing "if you happy and you know it"
- pull a confused face
- pretend to be a dog
- say a sentence that involves the word "skull"
- act out your quote
- be a fidget spinner (what the heck?!)
- say something to try and scare the questioner
-pretend to lose your memory
- be a bird
- talk about a youtube video that you watched, then regretted
- your in an ad
- dance
- cartwheel
-ride an invisible horse
- cringe
-  say something embarrassing
- confess something
Enjoy! mwahahaha!! by the way, you can share a video or something of you doing this to youtube or whatever. I would like to see how it goes! ;)
-JC

Sunday 26 March 2017

Evil dares!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😼

I have a list of evil dares to use when playing truth or dare!!! Also a guide to making your own.
Enjoy!! >:)
1. Call your best friend and tell her how to play chess.
2. Do a boogie on the bed (I have been dared to do this)
3. Do 10 push ups (as with this)
4. Call your girlfriend (If you are a girl) and admit you are in love with her.
5. Do a crazy grin at the next adult you see.
6. Let the person on your left do your hair and you must keep it like that all night.
7. Give everybody a description and a rating out of 10 about there noses.
8. Do a bellyflop on the bed.
9. Say that you hate the thing you love the most and don't talk about it for the rest of the night. (I love this!!!)
10. Ask somebody recite the stupidest quote they have ever heard and act out the scene.
And now how to make them!
remember this:
Daring Awesome Rad Evil
D.A.R.E!
A pinch of evil...

-JC

Monday 27 February 2017

New blog on the web!

You a gamer? If you said yes, go to Game galaxy! If not, go drink a calming cup of tea because this web is here!

-JC

How to put youtube on your blog

There are 2 ways,
You could,







Or you could upload straight from youtube!
Go to the video and:



note: this only works on blogger.
-JC

Wednesday 22 February 2017

Mmmmm....

Q. What do you call a chicken with lettuce over its eyes?
A. Chicken see's a salad!

LOL
-JC

Sunday 19 February 2017

New blogs!

I had a sleepover with Emily! It was heaps of fun. Guess what we did? Read the title! YUP! NEW BLOGS!! Here are the links: letstalkrandomej.blogspot.com,  writeonej.blogspot.com and ulikeweb.blogspot.com.au! Enjoy!

-JC

Thursday 16 February 2017

I HATE HOMEWORK

WHO HATES HOMEWORK? ME! Ok, we all do. fight back with these excuses!
1. My teeth were itchy
2. my mum never did it.
3. my sister peed on it.
4. we ran out of toilet paper
5. i got shampoo in my eyes and was blinded until you asked me for homework
6. I thought it was a letter and sent it to my aunt.
7. We had HOMEWORK?
8. My dad got a speeding fine and paid it with my homework.
9. dog tried to eat my homework, and when i tried to stop her she tried to eat me.
10. you said to do questions 1-10. you never said i had to bring it in!

If all fails, Quit school.

-JC

Be a room cleaning rebel!

I HATE TO CLEAN MY ROOM! Do you? YES! YOU DO!!!!! Ah, but I have excuses as my ally. Avoid chores with THEASE babies!!! 😼

1. WOAH! Your on fire! I'll get some water. (runs away)
2. FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! (picks up piece of paper. acts like its to heavy)
3. My room is an artwork! Any second now some rich lady is going to buy it!  SO DO NOT TOUCH!
4. How could you say that?! (pats mess) Don't worry, Trashy! I won't clean you!
5. But I only just leant how to swim!
6. But there are spies living in there!
7. LOOK! A walrus!! (runs away)
8. Jaynie? Who's Jaynie?
9. But Dr. Smecko swore to kill me if i did!
10. With this FACE? (puppy eyes)

If that does not work, PUT THE MESS TO GOOD USE! HIDE!!!!

-JC

Wednesday 15 February 2017

DRAW LIKE CRAZY!

I have set up a shiny brand new blog! It's for those that like to draw! It should soon be as crammed with posts like this one! There will be games, drawing tips and more!

Its time to DRAW LIKE CRAZY!

-JC

My new pet

I GOT A HORSE ON MY AWESOME WORLD! What will I name her? You choose! When my vid uploads, comment a name! Thanks for the help!

-JC

Sunday 5 February 2017

welcome post

Hello, This is Jaynie and welcome to hit and miss. It is CRAMMED with my hits and (mostly) misses! I will write my stories, review and write about my adventures with my (sometime crazy, no offence) friends! If I don't not know what to write I will post a video from my youtube self, Kitty!  P.S. Special thanks to Emily from trailblazer media (trailblazer media) helped me with this. Also to CaLl Me cRaZy (who has no blog. yet.)  for her humour and physico craziness.

-JC      

Thursday 26 January 2017

The author within

Many of us are authors. We just do not do it! As Emily says in trailblazer (trailblazer media) Inspiration is a personal thing. It's true! Write about your experiences! Not a writer? Wrong! Draw a comic! Make a movie! Listen up, IT'S ALL WRITING! EVERY SINGLE WORD/PANEL/SCENE!!!!!!!! 🙀 Now go write a story! Now, I have a challenge! Before the 1st of march, rewrite up this story and edit it! Example: I went to the shops. BORING! Then: I went to the shops, and it was full of ninja's! TELL ME MORE! Winner will get their story published on hit and miss! Say your name and tell the story! Make sure one of us says, "Now THAT was a drama!" somewhere in the story! Here it is:

One day me, Crazy, Emily, Ash, Creeper and Hermione went to the shops. Then we saw a new pencil shop. We said, "Cool!" and went in. Then we saw it... A pencil that draws in red and yellow at the same time! We bought it after paying an arm and a leg. Then we went to the park and drew.

Are you ready? 3... 2... 1... GO!

Good luck!
-JC

Wednesday 25 January 2017

Emily and Jaynie's blog discussion

Me, Jaynie, and her, Emily (from trailblazer media) will tell you, what ever your name is, how to make a blogger blog like me!

Q. When did we start our blogs?
E: Hey readers!!!  I have wanted to start a blog for quite a long time, but didn't begin until about November 2016 (last year, that is).
J: I have wanted to for AGES but I just started today! this is one of my first few posts! (26 jan 2017)

Q. Is it hard to make a blogger blog?
E: Absolutely not!!!  I have tried a couple popular website creators, but for me, Blogger worked best. Firstly, because I don't spend much time on the computer each day, and for, some one with limited expertise, I just didn't have enough time.  Blogger was so simple-you could be on the World Wide Web in under an hour.  The instructions were very straightforward to follow, and it took basically no time at all for me to get familiar with my pages.  I think that it's best to pick website creators based on your level of tech no-how.  You can always close down a website if it's not good enough.
J: No! And every piece of technology I touch EXPLODES!

Q. How do you make it?
E:  As I mentioned before, I used Blogger, and you can basically set up a website with no human help at all.  The instructions are very simple.
J:EASY PEASY! Go to blogger.com press "create blog" Done!
Q. What common mistakes have you encountered?
E: I really can't say yet-I mean, the whole experience is pretty new to me, but when I do I'll be sure to put it in the Comments section below.
J:Well, the blog won't post unless you post on it. But you can do that anytime.

Q. Got any tips?
E:  Be bold.  Stay positive!!!  Get plenty of feedback...from people of different ages.  But most of all...have awesome fun!!!
J: Be YOU! if not i will hunt you down and... tell you that you blog is terrible! 🙀



J: The end and thank you Em!

E:  Thank YOU for having me!!!  I hope that was helpful.  Bye all!!!  ðŸ˜ƒ

https://www.blogger.com

p.s. If YOU need help, post a comment on hit and miss or trailblazer media.

-JC and EB